Men's Soffe Ranger Panty Shorts M020-001 Tactical Reviews, Deals, Problems and Guides

I have been wearing these for years. Mostly black ones, some green, but in any color they are the heat.

Do you like freedom? Sweet, delicious freedom?! These panties will make you run faster than Carl Lewis, jump higher than a velociraptor, swim further and deeper than Beowulf, be almost as good as Uncle Chesty at closing with and destroying the enemy, and reach whatever your objective may be.

We all know how these look while you wear them. To some people it is an embarrassment. For a steely-eyed war horse, with face scars and unsullied patriotism, it is the next best thing to taking a walk in the Elysian Fields. The confidence you will spew will fall onto your surroundings like ashes in Pompeii, freeze-drying anything with a heartbeat within a half mile radius. The opposite sex will swoon in your presence.

You could fight crime better than Lieutenant Jim Dangle, running swiftly like a cheetah.....through the streets.....with a thirst for justice. You’ll be able to do spin-kicks, Judy chops, dead lift a Honda Civic off of a Girl Scout Troop, but also have compassion enough to crawl into a box of puppies for a nap.

You will not regret this purchase. I literally walk outside my house in Alaska in these and sandals, just to chop wood and keep my family warm. I have to do that early though, around 0500hrs, otherwise there would be a riot of Beatles like proportion; a massive and crazed hoard of devoted followers and tear jerkingly beautiful. Like a bald eagle holding the American flag in one claw, and firing a General Electric mini gun with the other, while red and white star clusters adorn the sky behind it.

The first time I was introduced to Silkies, I was a 17 year old recruit at MCRD San Diego and as such I was more concerned about becoming a Marine than I was about the luscious silky grasp provided by these shorts. Fast forward 30 years and I decided to buy a pair on a lark. Oh my dear lord, what I have missed all these years. So long as I am able to walk, and so long as they sky is out, so shall my thighs be out.

These ranger panties are the best athletic apparel I own. Their versatility is unrivaled. If you walk onto the court, field, or track sporting these, you instantly gain the attention and respect of your fellow competitors, not to mention a tactical advantage. Want to traverse the field faster? Ranger Panties. Want to drop 15 seconds off your mile time? Ranger Panties. Want to break ankles and blind your opponents with your lightning fast legs? Ranger Panties. I think we're done here.

Unlike swimsuits with a net lining these silky shorts make for a nearly perfect base layer. I have worn them hiking 10 hour days in the mountains and they never chafed or dug-in. The elastic waist is unique due to it's soft and easy stretching fit (no waffle prints around your waist). They can be rinsed and put back on immediately because they will dry while you wear them. As a medical professional I find that feature useful for a lot of people with physical impairments that limit mobility, continence, and bathing.

I bought these with the intention of using them as underwear, and they're really close to being perfect for that usage. Unfortunately, the internal lining renders it nearly impossible (for me). I was between sizes, so I ordered a smaller and larger size to compare. They smaller size fits decently in the waist, but the inner liner is really tight and digs into my legs. It's cut at an odd angle which seems to encourage this digging into the leg. The larger size also fits well, and they would be good to use for working out or running. However, the same issue occurs; the lining makes them uncomfortable because they either dig in or ride up all day. I'm going to try cutting the liner out to see if that remedies the problem.

All the reviews about ranger panties and freedom shorts are true. I bought a pair for my wife and she secretly admitted she loves them too. I've heard if they fit, go down a size. I ordered a large based off the size chart and the mediums fit just fine. My next order is for a pair in small

Extremely comfortable pair of Ranger panties. I am 6, 2"tall, 215 pounds with a 33" waist. I got the large and these fit like a glove. The only bad part about this as my wife won't let me wear them outside to do yard work in.

I purchased these shorts because my previous shorts wore out after about 3 years. They are very comfortable, they can be worn outside for sports or yard work. They can be worn for lounging around the house, or worn under sweat pants. I highly recommend them. If ordering, get one size bigger as they run a little small. Will purchase again

silky smooth. so comfortable and they ride high on the thigh and sometimes its off putting to people but these shorts are so comfortable especially on hot days. i used to wear these running in cuba. and it took me a little to wear them because they so short but i got over that and boy they were nice also allowed to get a much better tan then wearing other shorts. they have a silky kind of liner that lets your boys breath and in hot places that is a blessing. i will get a few more in the future

Item is as described on website. Ordering was easy. Arrived in a timely manner. Fit is as expected. Wearing consistently while working out or hanging out around the house. Standing up well to laundering. All pro's, no con's. Will most likely order again in the future and would recommend to friends.